THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER
How to have sex: First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it! Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then…
My neurologist is a piece of shit
He called me back, I called earlier to say how my depression has gotten out of hand since I started taking depakote ER, which is a bipolar medication used as a preventative medication for migraines,
And he says
Get back on lithium, see your psychiatrist, take 1500mg of depakote (which is 3 pills) and
“if you feel like killing yourself this weekend call me immediately, I don’t care what time it is”
I’m very close to the edge, and I’m close to exploding, what edge it is I don’t know but I’m close and I’m done
Prosthetic eye display of ocular diseases
this cat looks like ron swanson
was watching tangled and took a valuable screenshot
Billy Boyd (Pippin) stealing Sir Ian McKellen (Gandalf)’s tea and biscuits during filming for Return of the King.
This. Literally the first thing you learn when you begin to handle a gun is to only point the gun at something you are willing to shoot.
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me